Monday, January 22, 2007

The worlds first honest car salesman

"The car is leaking more than Titanic" and "The window in the right site keeps falling down - it is fixed now tho - with clue".
That are the words in the describtion from the ad in the paper... That doesn't sound like the car you really want to own, but...

Does this sound familiar to somebody:
- Make sure you never drive alone, because if you want to start the car you need one to push the car, and one to release the clutch. NOTE: If you park on a hill - one person is enough
- If you want to open the sunroof - push it open with your hands
- Remember to put the doorhandle down in the right side if you want to close the door
This car has positive elements tho:
- If you happen to be a teacher for a 5th grade, this car is the perfect way to learn about the eco-system, because of the random books, clothe ect. which can almost walk - helped by the animals in the buttom of the food-chain... You can also fins the progress of leafs decomposing...
- And never be afraid of being too hot, because of the window in the drivers site leave a 2 inch opening - you can close it tho - by pulling the window up with your hands...

Well, the way I see it, it's a good thing this car is not for sale - it's priceless!!!
Which one of the cars would you rather own - or NOT own:-)

3 comments:

Matt said...

Well, I've experienced the "pull the handle up to close the door" car recently. I'd pay $1. For sure.

amk said...

i've experienced the "driver side doesn't unlock so you have to crawl across from the passenger side" car, the "passenger doesn't get a seatbelt" car, the "no radio because your dad disconnected the speakers so you won't touch the radio and instead focus on the road for your first 6 months with a liscence" car, the "rear windows will not go down... ever" car, the "hood jiggles, but don't worry about it, it won't fly up on the middle of the expressway" car, the "entire thing shakes violenty when accelerating- until you get to 70- then its smooth sailing" car, and also the "one headlight" car.


Then my parents donated it and crushed my world.

Anonymous said...

Good words.